From Monty Python: ‘Is Dennis An Anarcho-Syndicalist?’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA&eurl] ——————— Apparently, Dennis is suspicious of King Arthur’s claims to rule, and thinks himself part of an autonomous collective. Not exactly...
View ArticleFrom April – a punny answer to a gracious question from Our Host
Question from our Good Host: My good John E., Why isn't April Edens an Author? H. M. Stuart Alexandria April’s answer: Because I’m a dictatrix – John transcribes my rantings so they are fit for the...
View ArticleWe shall be vigilant against all threats
In response to Jack Shifflet’s suggestion that we be vigilant against all threats, I request proposals on how we may defend ourselves against rats whose brains have been connected via the Internet.
View ArticleDidn’t they see that movie/read that [book|graphic novel] ?
A new type of microbe has been found at a lake buried under Antarctica’s thick ice, according to news reports. You know, for a bunch of science guys, you’d think they’d be familiar with the classic...
View ArticleTHIS IS A TEST
If it works, you’ll see a wonderful video! And you will die laughing at what she says at the very end!
View ArticlePope or Soprano actor? Which is which?
One is Pope Francis the First, recently chosen leader of the Roman Catholic Church, the other is actor Dominic Chianese, in his role of Corrado John Soprano, Jr. from The Sopranos. Can you tell which...
View ArticlePunxsutawney Phil Wanted For Unclassified Felony – Spring Missing
Punxsutawney Phil faces felony charges in Butler County, Ohio, just north of Cincinnati, related to the suspicious absence of spring. Officials in Butler County, Ohio have indicted a famous groundhog...
View ArticleThis Must Be an April Fool’s Post
Acculturated writes about the history and virtues of the crew cut. Men going into the military. Guys whose girlfriends just dumped them. Serious actors. Monks. There are various reasons that men get...
View ArticleHumor in the juxtaposition of the absurd and the unexpected
Defining humor is a tricky thing, but one element is the juxtaposition of the absurd with the unexpected. I wrote about that a while back in a post about “Inappropriate Soundtracks“. (I don’t know why...
View ArticleCriminal hard luck story of the day
Mormon bishop with Samurai sword runs off attacker.
View ArticleNot Funny, Mr. President
President Barack Obama’s jokes frequently betray some very unsavory attitudes. For example: It’s really funny that I used to smoke pot. And I really don’t care how many people are hurt by my...
View ArticleRapist Sled Dog Spotted in Connecticut.
The University of Connecticut decided to update the image of its logo, a Husky Sled dog. Geno Auriemma, coach of the legendary UConn women’s basketball team likes the logo: [It] “is looking right...
View ArticleA Friend of a Friend
A friend of a friend Says bigfoot’s alive He walks his chihuahua On Huntington Drive A friend of a friend Was sleeping on the lawn He awoke in a room And his kidneys were gone A friend of my cat Fell...
View ArticleSome really bad Wax Museum figures
I’ve been meaning to put this up for a while, just hadn’t gotten around to it – a month or so ago, we all were in the D/FW area and took in the House of Wax on I-30 between Arlington and Dallas. Now, I...
View ArticleThe Thrill is Gone……
Seems Chris Matthew’s leg has ceased to tingle for Obama! For your reading pleasure….. certainly for mine! http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2013/05/chris-matthews-sours-on-obama-164095.html
View ArticleGhosts of all my Lovely Sins: Some Thoughts on the Complete Poems of Dorothy...
As Dorothy Parker once said To her boyfriend, “Fare thee well” —Cole Porter Just One of Those Things Years ago I was up late reading a poetry anthology when I came across a familiar passage from...
View ArticleRepublicans Aid and Abet (Initiate) IRS Cover Up
Rep. Issa says that he knew about the IRS investigation a year ago. He even claims that he requested the investigation. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) said earlier this week in a little-noticed interview...
View ArticleA Convenient Glossary for Legislation
“Affordable” – Cost is a ten-figure number “And” – Everything following this word is a lie “Bi-partisan” – An elephant jammed up your ass “Children” – Welfare recipients “Comprehensive” –...
View ArticleWhat Rednecks Do…
when they have too much money – put up questionable, very questionable, camper trailer “vacation” spots. This spot is on the Ohio River in Aberdeen, Oh. The highway in the foreground is Highway 52...
View ArticleBeating the ammo shortage
A couple of weeks back in a post that discussed the AMMO Act, our Good Fellow Author DADvocate cited empty ammo shelves at Wal-Mart as evidence for a crazed government plot to buy up all the ammo on...
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